Sunday, July 19

Re-Making it Worse

I was discussing movies with a co-worker recently. He's seen pretty much every terrible movie you can think of. One of our favorites that he's seen is Vampiyaz: Brothaz in blood. Anyway, we discovered that there is a whole class of movies that he hasn't seen. Stuff like The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday, and Mr. Mom. Now, I'm not saying these are the greatest movies ever made, but I think everyone ought to have seen them, as part of their general life education. But, as I was urging him to see the movies, I found myself saying "You have to see 'The Parent Trap'. The original, not the remake with Lindsay Lohan, you can skip that one." And "you must see Freaky Friday, but the original one with Jodie Foster, not the remake with Lindsay Lohan."

And then I realized that we had developed a whole new tag line for Ms Lohan: "Re-Making it Worse". The Parent Trap. Freaky Friday. Herbie. Along with all the rest of her problems in life, she has a knack for remaking movies that never needed to be remade, and not doing a good job of it.

Saturday, July 18

Talking Julia

Words Julia says*:

Jesus
Hat
Shoes
Blockburger
Button
Buckle
Oh man
Milk
Hot Dog
Please
Up
Down
Book
Dog
Kitty
Duck
Mama
Daddy
Rock
Walk
Open
Eye
Nose
Mouth
Mouse
House
Car
Elbow
Elmo
Maggie
More
Isaac
Baby
Yes
No
Hi
Bye
Tickle
Uh-oh
Oh no
Apple[sauce]
Hot
Frog
Ball
Cheese

There could be a few more, but that's all the ones that the doting parents could think of right now.

* Requirements for counting it as a word are that she says it on her own (she'll mimick just about any word we ask her to, with varying degrees of sucess) and we can understand what she says. This does not mean that any random stranger could understand what she is saying.