Read me like an open Google

Inspired by the things that Tyler likes to do, here is what you get when you google "Clark likes to":

1. Clark likes to think that every year at the turn of midnight on his birthday, the whole world celebrates, everyone kissing everyone else and cheering. (This is actually very, very far from the truth.)
2. Clark likes to play his tuba. (I don't play the tuba, but I wouldn't mind learning.)
3. There are several insurance rating services, and the one Clark likes to suggest you use is A.M. Best. (I've sold out to corporate endorsement.)
4. Clark likes to keep fit through regular visits to the gym and has a passion for hiking and cross-country skiing.
5. Clark likes to emphasize that he's a poor Southern boy trapped in Los Angeles. (Wow! Google does know everything!)
6. Clark likes to delve into different worlds in her crackerjack novels of suspense; but while the milieus change, her stories are always . . . (remember folks, I have many milieus. You might say I have a plethora of milieus.)
7. And, as Clark likes to point out, everyone has ... (yes, my point exactly)
8. Clark likes to tinker with computer sounds and a capella renderings of drums. (also: a capella renderings of papers and coloring.)
9. And, as Clark likes to point out, everyone has health care. (Health care crisis solved! All it took was for me to point it out!)
10. Clark likes to use the term, "at the end of the day," as in "when we get to the bottom line," or "when it's all said and done,"

And, at the end of the day, that's what the internet thinks of me.