Pro or Con?

I'm not sure if this is an argument for or against facial hair. Someone want to come running with me so we can do some comparison testing? By the time I got home it was getting hard to move my bottom lip around much because all the hairs were getting frozen together.

So, this is my own personal form of insanity. I can't really rationally defend it as good or fun or anything. I'd love if I did have some company on long runs, but with the weather lately, I don't know how I'd even suggest it with a straight face. Do any of you do things that you like, which you also recognize are a little crazy?

(Or have a spouse or friend that you'd like to rat out?)